Not Nicolas Cage enough, I need a version where every joint is also Nicolas Cage

Sorry, no cantrips for you, grandpa

"Good luck, we're all counting on you"

We had this problem recently; we took her to the vet because we thought it was a medical issue, but they found nothing wrong with her. Instead, they said it seemed like she was depressed and anxious, so they gave her a prescription for a teeny tiny cat-sized dose of Prozac every night, and it totally cleared the issue up. Turns out she was just really down a lot and didn't know how else to communicate it to us.

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