Putting feet there like it's a totally vanilla thing 😐

Thank you! This was cabbage which I'd left around for the winter, and it'd just started sprouting these small leaves in the early early spring. Tiny and very colourful.

Haven't really made many mistakes in my life, so.... red door!

All kids are real kids. Maybe the kids you know are just dumber than this guys kids 😂

Haha, I think it looks delicious! I fried it up alongside some bacon and cheddar cheese and used it as a filling in a quiche.

I love it. It will join my repertoire of obnoxious food opinions, like 'a hotdog is a a sandwich' and 'cereal is a cold soup'.

I'm afraid you're stuck with elitist pricks like me now :p