[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago

For real.

Just another day in the system only oppressing the poor.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Weird af (I mean amazing).

And without knowing any background (of which I'm sure there is loads) even weirder someone set out to test that.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Just regular hell (other people) so far, what horrors will the discovery of a more advanced "holy hell" bring to humanity only time will tell.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

No, the ptsd comes later, when he is gonna be asking himself if he enjoyed the carnage a bit too much at the time.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

He will now invent a new company and become it's founder by buying an existing weapons manufacturer.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Much like The Onion propaganda machines around the world have no moves left.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Shroomers don't harm others, how polite <3

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Let's hope the water wars & the mass migration wars/massacres that will prelude wwiii change socio-macro-economical-geopoliticals enough for nobody to bootsonground invade us.

Or you know, we don't accidentally transition to the far-dark side on our own.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Completely factual & I totally agree.

(But I maintain that the idea of vampires sucking blood via mosquito-penises is objectively funny.)

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Yes, I know, it bothered me as I decided to even answer, that's why I also added the 'long' bit (as to imply a continuous flame) to blur the inaccuracy ... but what can I say, the mental image of humans just going about their business with a constant flame out their ass just won.

Still, you are completely correct.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Imagine the sadistic mindset to do this to anyone in most any situation.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I need Bulma to build me a cannaball radar.
(tbf I also need a Bulma)

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500341/characters/nm0801838

Credit/sauce:
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3964820

I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee to c/mechanicalkeyboards@lemmy.ml

... someone linked this in a Discord server and it's just too horrible not to repost.

Would have turned the switches the other way around tho.

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