This one is a little gross, idk about this one. It doesn't even name drop Dick Shaper, inventor of the dick-shaper-machine.

sigh...

*unzips

"Tell it to the judge, pal, we did our speedometer calibration an hour ago."

Since OpenAI just announced the possibility of bankruptcy, it's definitely coming. It's going to be wild for whichever idiot in charge at MS to go down in history as the man who ruined one of the most powerful and integral companies on earth.

Looks like Bill Gates should see trial. He should have immediately come to the FBI about this if he had any conscience.

Like two years of the Biden admin were okay, somewhere between the height of the pandemic and the Gaza Genocide, but otherwise yeah.

I don't feel old.

I just feel correct and justified in never installing a foreign weapon which exposes every contact, photo, nearby device, and message to an evil dictatorship that wants us all dead in a fire (up to 2 dictatorships now).

I can't wait to join the fight for NATO against the USA. I cannot wait, I really cannot wait. We're going to drag him out of the white house and hang him up like Mussolini.

Counterintuitively, something stops being magic the moment there is a guide for it.

For example, I am a wizard because I installed linux on an old inspiron tower with no display output during boot menu, relying entirely on instinct and mysticism to navigate the nonexistent menu with precise timing.

I like the calculus part, actually. The fact that we can make equations for EVERYTHING and simplify the abstract into something consumable, like using the points and curvature of a wing to estimate drag coefficient in a couple lines of math instead of relying solely on countless vectors and fluid dynamics.

We're attempting to achieve the comedy.

Maybe if the image resolution was about 20 ppi higher.