Before there was Photoshop the program there was a literal photo shop where you edited photos IRL!

I'm in Britain, things did get very slightly less bad this year!

Hey Uncle Sam, the USA isn't the whole universe!

"On the ground they interpreted it as a strike. But it wasn't intentional, it was our mistake. The media created this myth which has been floating around out there ever since and we've just had to live with it."

To Ed, the idea made no sense whatsoever. "What were we going to do? Threaten to live on the moon?"

You fackin weebs'll read all your fackin mangas in Vinnie Jones's voice and you'll fackin like it

Don't pretend you didn't become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

Unless it's actually a pair of them then no, and if some mod says otherwise then I don't want to use their children's internet

Don't censor the word tits ya fucking prude!

You could tell me that half of those are real streaming services that only exist in the USA and I'd believe you

They don't all have to be shots of spirits, adjust your drink based on how smashed you're planning on getting. I played shot chess a few years ago, the pawns were beer, the other pieces were different drinks increasing in strength up to the king which was absinthe.

Thanks for doodling over the letters U and C for me OP, my delicate eyes almost saw a naughty word!

Having driven on that magic roundabout as well as the one in Swindon I can tell you that most minds can't comprehend them