Deodorant: Anything aluminum-free
Liquid soap: Dove. The important part is that it is antibacterial, sulfate-free, and unscented.
Also, if you shampoo/condition every day: stop. You're better off getting some bougier hair care and not adding product as often.
Pecan pie. I may like to dunk on my state, but they're spot on when it comes to pecan pie. However, I like to use maple syrup instead of corn syrup because I hate the antichrist 
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And that's a good thing, there's only one other immigrant I can think of that has a reasonable shot at winning: 
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Once again, the UK is found sobbing in the shower that America is out-corporate-dystopia'ing it...despite having a literal monarchy.
I know that feel. I technically have a job right now but I am very underemployed, and it has left an entire generation in shambles.
Reserve army of Labor gang rise up.
If I had any courage, I should keep track of all this shit Biden and his team has done and when CHUDs whine, point to it and ask "He's giving you everything you want, what more do you want?"
God, I wish it was the opposite, both parties favor the left, but Republicans just give the normies lip service, which seems to be what appeases them anyways.
Two words: Climate Stalin.
The entire economy will be mobilized to solving the climate crisis, to the point where even finding a job will be a total non-issue. The pigs that are polluting nature to death will pay for all this with every penny they got, they have stolen more value than they can ever stuff down their throats. Oil oligarchs and media talking heads will all be tried at the Hague for crimes against humanity. Many useless treats are going to be banned, and yes, we're coming for your Funko Pops, white boy.
One very important detail and job would be hiring a bunch of artists, architects, designers, etc. I want to ensure that my regime looks aesthetic yet villainous, so whether or not I fail as Climate Stalin, 13 year old boys in the future will look to me and not Prince Nick Fuentes II as the badass supervillain to idolize, and eventually support. Also, the people deserve a much more beautiful world than the one I had to endure.
Oh wait, idiots like Nick Fuentes would be seen as scum because I did a cultural revolution where I beat in that delinquency isn't cool.
Fucking good. Can the "gamers" FINALLY GTFO the hobby they stole from me? Don't they have some NFL to be watching? Don't they have some golf to play with their fellow WASP pigs as they talk about eating babies or the plan to frame the Jews for their next fuckup again or something?
Unironically, NORMIES GET OUT!
Unironcially how we should troll people. Telling people that the game has a nazi agenda will only improve its popularity, or people will get off on being bad by playing the game.
If you tell them spoilers, CHUDs actually occasionally drop their smug, always-in-control grin. Nothing is more satisfying than watching them undergo narcissistic injury.
Virginwarts (L)egacy:
The Chad Scrolls V: Skyrim:
Texas is getting high-speed rail between Dallas and Houston that will be here in around 3 years. Yeah, it's privatized but at this point I will take it.
Meanwhile California keeps running into excuse after excuse on why they're taking their sweet time with building the HSR they voted for in fucking 2008.