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Hard times by Gatsby in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Gatsby@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

"D-do the voice, Morty, I'm *burp* I'm almost there" by Gatsby in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[-] Gatsby@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

Don't let the door hit you

Can we flag bot communities in some way? by Gatsby in c/meta@lemm.ee

[-] Gatsby@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Ride a bike to help fight climate change... but worsening climate change will cause fewer people to ride bikes. by Gatsby in c/bicycles@lemmy.ca

[-] Gatsby@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did you know its illegal to say that one strong hit with a 20ft speedboat at full throttle into the hull of a cargo ship in the section the two sheets of metal are welded on the broadside of the ship where the rivets are the weakest would take the ship down for repairs for months if not sinking it outright?

Totally, recklessly wildly illegal.

Now, it was okay for me to say it now because I was warning you not to say it. I wasn't saying it myself.

What IS legal to say is that we have a group that meets under the Brooklyn bridge 23:00 on Sundays and the password is sic semper tyrannis.

Its not a fitting sentence because it has nothing to do with the previous statement, but it is technically legal!