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[-] XOXOX@lemmy.world 159 points 1 month ago

The golden snitch.

[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 132 points 1 month ago

Of course that kid grew up to be a cop

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For anyone unaware, Harry does indeed become a cop (auror).

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago
[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Defend the Aurors!

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 107 points 1 month ago

Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say "yes thank you" because drugs are expensive.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters' actions that didn't align with her "don't-rock-the-boat" neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As others mentioned, he literally became a magic cop

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Or he'd do it and get in trouble for some forced reason.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Harry is the cops.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The censored version of Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's got Stoned

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago
[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago
[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Narcy Pot's pot wasn't welcome in Potter's spot

[-] li10@feddit.uk 26 points 1 month ago

Only nerds don’t do drugs

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

Bruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

This nerd sat down and said yeah I'm gonna discover everything that gets you high

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Nerds are wizards. And wizards love drugs.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Can confirm.

Source: am wizard.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I hope you don't mean one with those pointy white hats

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Those guys are fuckin narcs. They can lick my sweaty orbs.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bro listened to D.A.R.E. and took it to heart. In 6 years he was lighting up with Ron more than Draco could ever dream of smoking.

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter's a fucking narc.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"oink oink, I'm a Fascist pig" -Harry Potter

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

Fuck you harry potter if you won't take the blunt I'll hit it

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