Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.
Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.
Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.
Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.
Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.
Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.
I feel like the Wii U is gonna have a resurgence in popularity one day much like the GameCube, as an underappreciated console in its time. The Gamepad is a pretty weird controller, but the console had some pretty solid games for it. Then again, Nintendo did port most of those solid titles to the Switch, so it may not happen.