I've been married 11 years now, and we kind of have been going through a resurgence lately. She has been giving me head like every day if not every other and trying some new moves out that drive me wild. On the other hand she finally got so horny and into it when we were fucking that she actually squirted for the first time ever! She was super embarrassed while I just kept saying, don't be, this is the greatest thing I could ask for! Felt like I unlocked an achievement I didn't know existed!

Meanwhile, it's her birthday in a few weeks, and we decided to get a hotel room for it to get some us time away from the kids. She wants to hit up the strip club for the first time as well to see what it's like. We're also discussing trying to have a threesome so she wants to see how this goes before any next steps. None of this may sound too crazy, but for me, these last few months have been wild and not sure what happened! It's been years since we have been this sexual and it's been a lot of fun again.

Strangely specific.

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Oh wow, you know all of them? Would love to see more

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The one that doesn't have fake tits.

I always just assumed it's another visual for porn. There is only so much you can look at, so it helps add more for the viewer to think about. It looks hot, but in reality, I would imagine it's rarely done. I have never done it either.

Seeing these comments makes me a bit nervous lol. Honestly, it's probably been a very long time since I used my imagination over porn. I do think of other things while it's playing, but that's different and still porn. It's also gotten worse over the years, to the point that I actually need a real person to talk with so cam girls help with that, but it's expensive... so I only do that once every 3-4 months as a treat.

Anyone got link?

Hooray! I was a big fan over on reddit, glad to see some of my favorite people finding and using lemmy! It was hard giving up all the things I followed.

I hope you enjoy it here.

I also forgot to mention the current place I have been with is 24/7 and have been here for 17 years now. Since we're 24/7 we only provide the bare minimum federal holidays a year which is 6. I also am technically always on call so if the stuff I support has an issue i can be called anytime any day even on vacation, which has happened the past 3, although not this year! I will say over my time of being here emergency calls are far and between these days thankfully. I almost can't wait for the day they fire me, I am so trained to be stressed I don't know what the other feels like anymore.

Ugh I wish... been working since I was 15 and I guess had the luxury of never not having a job? 25 years now and the longest break I have ever seen was 3 weeks for the birth of 1 of my children. The other was only 2 weeks. I can also count the amount of times I had 2 weeks off which was 3 times. The rest has been the normal 1 week off twice a year with a few other days here and there.... I'm so tired.