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[-] Hupf@feddit.de 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

print "hello world";

or else;

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago

Like back in the day when the Romans would have the engineer stand underneath the bridge while it was tested.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

That sounds interesting, I did a quick search and couldn't find any good sources for it. Do you mind linking yours?

[-] dukk@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

It’s actually a common misconception. Here’s a good article which debunks that. TLDR there’s no true historical evidence that this ever happened.

[-] mvee@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

Technically this should be the behavior of os.remove when called with no arguments

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't that default to C:? Sys32 rm still leaves userdata

[-] mvee@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly, just remove the os 😅

[-] treesoid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

os.del_universe()

For quantom bogo sort

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago
[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Real men execute everything as root

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

You guys have normal user accounts?

[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago
[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

whoareyou is not in the sudoers list. This incident has been reported.

[-] vkirlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

~

Not sure if you can use it in Python directly but you got the idea

[-] Ultra980@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

laughs in NixOS

[-] Knusper@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago
[-] bhez@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You could set the program to establish that it has root or sudo permissions before attempting to run. Then the line in except that runs rm -rf / would be more effective.

[-] james@lemmy.jamesj999.co.uk 16 points 1 year ago

Permadeath programming, love it

[-] clutchmatic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

This is the scorched earth approach to error handling

[-] Morphit@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago
[-] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago

rm -rf / and chill

[-] tracyspcy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
[-] clutchmatic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] tracyspcy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

No one promised more ;)

Survival mode programming

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Container orchestrators hate this one simple trick!

[-] JohnSaveourSocks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Russian Roulette: Programming Edition

[-] AstralWeekends@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Can't say there's any bugs if there's no way to recreate them!

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

A new type of singleton maybe??

this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2023
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