I’m a contributor to some of those in-store stress tests. I’m also quite the opposite of ol’ Clark Howard “willing to pay less to get less” which is really a contributing factor to enshitification. If quality is ensured, I’m willing to value it higher. That definitely requires discipline and a willingness to go without, rather than settling. Here’s hoping maybe you can find a “they don’t make them like they used to” snowblower at an estate sale or something.

Could someone get to work on curing stupid first? Then we can work on the aging part.

I’ll call this uplifting news.

I’ll take, “CEOs burning their businesses to the ground” for $200, Alex

Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

Dictator getting respawn fragged on live TV would be remembered for centuries

And how much of the plastic remains in the food chain when animals eat the worms? This likely isn’t the good news that it appears to be on the surface. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly….

FAFO, asshole

I think they’re talking about subscriptions to use features that are already on the car. Connected services like remote start as a service can eat shit.

Considering how many appearances he made on WWF/WWE events, he’s well aware of how this works in the wrestling ring.

Oh great……. CONTEXT. NOW what am I supposed to do with all of this boiling rage?