[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

I knew a drug dealer back in the day, he was dealing a lot, I was always amazed he didn't get busted. He drove a pimped out car with a badass system in it, rims, tinted windows, and lowered. A bunch of police officers would hang out where I worked (an auto shop) and dude would drive by and the cops all said they KNOW he's dealing they just can't bust him, every time they stop him, he's clean. I told him about it and he said "Pfft those idiots think I'm dumb enough to deal in this??? Shit, I have a normal car in a rented for cash garage across town I use.

It was plain jane as it gets, not trashed, and not clean. He'd put some shit in it from his mom, some work cloths, and a worn out pair of boots I'm pretty sure he got from somebody else.

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

"Please, tell me who I am, I forget"

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

Are you ever not a dickhead?

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

How many vice presidents ran for election while their president was finishing up his first term?

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

Chicken ass bitches

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

Be real careful calling out or reporting a bot/troll. Some weak ass mods around that will ban you for either even though they say to report the mod...

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

You know this how? Feelings? Your degree in political science? Or just bullshit?

Personally, my money is on bullshit, if you're even real. How's the family?

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

Everything about Prime video is a horrible experience.

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

Is that before or after the knob slobbin? Hard to tell with these republikkklowns.

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

They are really scared now.

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

They never thought it would happen. They shot themselves in both feet with shotguns. Now they're in panic mode because they're realizing they're really fucked now.

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure mr 34 felonies is further up the ladder of cognitive decline.

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