[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 years ago

When I was a student, a friend texted me one evening:

"Tequila. Name of our usual bar. Now."

I replied "OK" and was there 20 minutes later. She was a little surprised, but learned exactly the lesson of this post that evening.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 years ago

Because the joke is about spending so much money on things like porn and alcohol. It's just a joke, no real statement of expenses.

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[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 393 points 2 years ago

I know this has been said many times, but the fact that this clown was actually President of the USA makes me doubt the sanity of humanity.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." - Andy "The Nard Dog" Bernard

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 years ago

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 171 points 2 years ago

WeLl tHe GoVeRnMeNt cHaNgEd ThE pLaN BeCaUsE tHe TrUtH WaS uNcOvErEd.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 years ago

My wife has MS. And even though we are of course far from being at a point where the disease will be cured, articles like this give hope.

There are a lot of smart people who are dealing with the topic. Hopefully they can get something solid done soon!

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 167 points 2 years ago

"The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins.[11] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available.[12]"

Ok. Then I'd rather have a dog.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 86 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I know I'm pretty much alone on that, but it annoys me that this person is getting so much attention again.

Edit: Ok, I'm not entirely alone with this.

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[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 74 points 2 years ago

Who will explain the concept of a regular printer to him?

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, Kenya. Germany isn't doing any better either.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago

You really want to test the limits of this sub.

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