You know not being an asshole is free right?

Also, my manual actually says to warm it up for like a minute and then drive extremely slow.

Driving that slow in some areas isn’t even safe. And driving that slow means not getting up the hill.

Not to mention scraping ice without having the defroster running is near impossible. So the car is warming up and the defroster is hitting the window while I clean the ice off. Then it’s nice and clean for me to drive and not freezing cold inside so my toddler can go in the car and not be freezing.

What you should do is go fuck yourself…

Dude, nobody cares, shut up.

Umm… false. A couple of minutes to warm up the oil and fluids is recommended.