I have no idea how I managed to understand that.

Silent? They never shut the fuck up.

I can't deny it is a good photo. Nice work, Leni Riefenstahl.

So... People tell me an election year is no time to talk about electoral reform. Every US election year. But! After the election, they scurry away under the refrigerator and stay there for 4 years. I know you have to hold your nose while you vote this time, but catch these weird centrists before they disappear and hold their feet to the fire to influence change. You deserve better than this "I'm not voting for _, I'm voting against _" nonsense. Your government is hurting all of us. Stop it, please.

When Jon Stewart referred to Biden's expression as resting 25th amendment face. 💀

go to bed at 2pm and get up at 10pm

While we are making reasonable demands, stop using 12 hour time. Sincerely, everyone else.

Inside out and cold water will save you money and your clothes. Come on, people, those don’t even require effort.

*gets slammed in the face*

“Welcome to the Internet opinion gauntlet”.

Yep, there’s a pneumatic tube attached to that vending machine that goes all the way to Ecuador. Simple physics, really.

Gift cards expiring isn’t legal in Canada. We just expect you to lose them, and there is still plenty of profit in that, apparently.

This sounded like a disaster when it was first revealed they were basically relaying messages through some Macs they had lying around the office.

That title is wild and there is no way to read it correctly.