Just... really research hard before you buy one. I've seen multiple stories of cats being injured or killed when safety features on a litter robot failed (or didn't exist in the first place)

Aren't we?

Anybody that lives above other people and drops any heavy item on the floor intentionally is a dick, there's no maybe involved here.

At first I thought it was three separate ones. The disappointment is real.

There's always the Jewel Cooler:

Don't forget Swiss Army Man!

15 square meters isn't the same as 15m×15m, it'd be a little smaller than 4m×4m. Still a big hole.

The 'S' in IOT stands for Secure

We definitely whip shitties in WI, too.

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn't know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

Doesn't happen with spacecraft either, despite what Hollywood often depicts. In order to 'stop' in space, you actually have to generate thrust. The scary thing that can happen if you lose your engine in space isn't getting stuck in one place, it's smashing into your destination at full speed.

Lucifer