The 'S' in IOT stands for Secure

We definitely whip shitties in WI, too.

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn't know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

You don't even have to passive voice it - a simple "I felt upset" is fully valid without assigning blame.

It still falls back onto the driver, as they chose to start driving without everyone buckled in.

Props for the perfect interrobang usage

Jody is the guy who steals your girl while you're deployed

Doesn't happen with spacecraft either, despite what Hollywood often depicts. In order to 'stop' in space, you actually have to generate thrust. The scary thing that can happen if you lose your engine in space isn't getting stuck in one place, it's smashing into your destination at full speed.

I don't think the comment you're replying to was referring to shit as in fecal matter, but rather shit as in unknown potentially toxic substances.

Lucifer

Eh, kill off 3 or 4 billionaires per year and you'll counteract whatever additional environmental damage comes from millions of people not dying from malaria.

Yep, you just have to set Keep as your default note service in the Google Assistant settings.

Shared notes in Keep sync very quickly in my experience as long as you have a reasonable internet connection.