[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Did she... did she loot the other girl's skirt?

[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

I don't know what you're talking about, the Eiffel tower is right there

[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 7 months ago

Exactly, the way it's pointy and triangle-ish, who could get it confused?

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Paris Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Opened 196 by accident so here's a photo of the Eiffel tower

[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 8 months ago

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Matadamas

It's Spanish and, translated to English, means: Lady-killer

[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel

[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 months ago

The "survive for 3 days without pooping" post will always be my favorite

[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You what to a kiwi?

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Space bar rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

How I wish I could play it for the first time again, beating the wall of flesh for the first time and discovering that the entire game just shifted to whole new level was amazing. Then, after beating moon lord a couple of times, discovering modded Terraria. There are no words to describe the joy this game has brought me

[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 months ago

Terraria. I love Terraria but the start is a chore to get through with how slow everything is. It's still not enough to stop me of course, the game is just too much fun

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Wake up, it's time for rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Clearly, a limitless amount of plushies

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watching rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Have you seen kiwis? They're adorable!

The bird is alright too I guess

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Kiwi

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