I'd like to have someone ask him to name all of his children out of the blue.

I bet he'd get three, maybe four.

"You'll cum within 40 seconds by using this iPhone."

The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.

We're in the "Archduke Franz Ferdinand goes for a drive" stage in history.

He rambles about the dumbest shit, loses the plot, can't tell countries and world leaders apart, just an overall mess.

I legit cannot tell if you mean now or in the past.

"Actually I'm gonna just write down people to not kill, everyone else is fair game."

Negotiation tactics don't generally involve shooting through the hostage.

Proxies against Russia, Iran and China.

drugs

What doing, step-Speaker?

So now our lower chamber of Congress is in stalemate because of a man whose only notable achievements are being universally hated and grooming young girls.

+16 HP

-100 Dignity