Take time to be a player of your own life, not just a spectator.

In Dutch it's also marshmallows, but also commonly spek (bacon), spekjes (bacon pieces) or spekkies (in this case it's clear you're not talking about bacon).

Wait you can choose whether you want to make a scene? That's awesome!

I'm using Proton Mail and I like it a lot!

Yes I do, I don't mind that people see that I read their message and I like to see when others read mine. But if someone ever tells me I should have reacted because I've read it, it's their fault.

"WiFi of the neighbors"

Especially hilarious when you need to tell someone else what the wifi name is.

Closest I got is taking one train later than the train that crashed into a person. That one train later didn't go though.

Quaters

Incel/excel: how do I remove vertical bars?

Excel/fig: now how does this thing work again?

Incel/fig: what's that in my mouth?

Requiem for a dream

When you're in the EU and don't have to worry about Threads yet.

You forgot Amazon (Twitch)