Is there any proof that he's not actually an alien living in a CIA agents attic in Northern Virginia?

People don't roleplay at orgies. Have you even been to an orgy?

What does adultery have to do with anything?

What's the point of worrying about it. It's inevitable, and when it happens you'll not care because you won't be able to. So what does it matter

The older I get, the more I look up to Fred Rogers, and the more I want to be someone he would be proud of.

It used to be, now it's just bragging about how big your truck is, or how much beer you drink, or how good your wife's ass looks in jeans.

Because people are stupid. Stupid people believe stupid things. They don't have logic, just stupidity.

I dont agree with that at all. I guess it depends on what DMV you go to. I also have nothing against the post office.

No

Stop giving a fuck about them.

And the century before that, its getting downright Dickensian over here.

You're a scammer.