What if Trump getting shot at just becomes his thing, like how Bolsonaro's thing is being hospitalized

You heard him last night, he was not incoherent. Apparently this morning he was not incoherent.

Good news everyone, the literal President of the United States was not incoherent last night nor, apparently, this morning. As you can see, there's nothing to worry about.

For the record: no one jerked off a corpse. There's a medical procedure that can facilitate the collection of semen from a corpse on the chances that the dead person's partner wants to have a child that is genetically related to the person they just lost — as people sometimes do.

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"What genocide? According to this chart their population has been increasing over the last several decades." - Redditors in 1941

The residents of Gaza who saw fit to turn hospitals into terror dens, trying to exploit Western morality

It's true, Palestinians are getting themselves and their families killed on purpose as a trick to make me - a Westerner (world's main character) - sad about it. Thankfully I'm too smart to fall for such obvious propaganda

straight up lying that they all call for "wiping Israel off the map"

The now has a post saying the baby beheadings have been confirmed. Their proof is Biden said he saw videos. I am not joking, that was literally all it took, and they are shocked that anyone would ask for actual evidence instead of believing the President of the United States.

Edit: Here is the link, you masochists

It angers me that when this is over, either way it ends, none of these assholes now demonizing us will ever even apologize for being on the wrong side of history, let alone be held accountable for it. Pointing out that they supported Israel or both-sidesed Palestinian liberation will have the same exact impact as pointing out Iraq War supporters has now, which is fucking nothing. They'll get to walk it off and move onto the next invented reality, and we'll get to see it happen all over again.

I hear Hamas makes brightly-colored house-shaped bombs so that settlers will grab them thinking it's a Palestinian's home 😔

explaining blowback to an American "Imagine a 9/11"

If 20% of people own 80% of the land or wealth or whatever in a capitalist country then all that shows is that capitalism produces Pareto distributions. That does not mean Pareto distributions are some universal law of nature nor does it mean that non-capitalist systems are impossible.

Oh, you believe in universal human rights? Have you considered that everyone has their own favorite color, and therefore we can never be equal?

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