"tiny homes" ... literally the only thing that's not massively overpriced.

Oh no, they're definitely overpriced too.

Holy poeslaw Batman!

More importantly, people say they've changed...

You do if you're on it long enough...

Guns don't kill people... I do.

I think when someone casually says DVD they're including Blu-ray, like if you say Kleenex, you might be talking about Puffs or Scott or something else...

The house always wins.

I'd rather have pop goes the weasel...

Because they can, and bootlickers will make excuses for them

I just have to say, mine have not, and I'm a straight white male.

Which is a good thing, at least for how my mind works- leaving it up to the internet to fill in the details frees up space in my head to retain a greater breadth of vague knowledge...

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