[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Civil servants have to shit their pants at least twice daily to comply with new austerity measures. You'll need to improve performance.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The poor you do betray, lend an ear, lend an ear The poor you do betray lend an ear.

The poor you do betray, with everything you say
Your articles to bray your contempt throughout the day.

Your editors are craven with fear, yes with fear Your editors are craven with fear.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To liberals you do bow, lend an ear lend an ear
To liberals you do bow, lend an ear

To liberals you bow, with avaricious caw
Your unbecoming trows bring your traitors heart to shew

Your base revision open and clear, yes it's clear. Your base revision open and clear

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

He's really gonna hold onto the bit until Death huh?

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

"Elmo thinks that you are deliberately ignoring material conditions and the possibility of collective as well as individual self improvement. Elmo think you're full of shit!"

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Real Young Stalin vibes.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

As opposed to "open up a can of whoop ass?"

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

There's unironically a lot of US lanyard types panicking about china sending a colony to the Lunar South Pole before the USA and claiming it for China, fucking over US space expansion permanently. This is of course cope, the US can't even make working lunar spacesuits, and China in any case is a signatory of the Outer Space Treaty. But it'd be pretty funny.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

It would be nice if Israel could avoid making borderline Blood Libel accusations if possible, I feel.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

There's only one thing a former Nazi should be saying in public and it's "I am so very very sorry I was a Nazi. it was for 14 days in 1945, I was 12 and an SS officer threatened me at gunpoint to sign the papers and I still should have refused."

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think you can, but we're talking a lot of expensive fabrics/leather/metal, interfacing, boning, foundation garments. You'd need to custom build the girdle and then drape the coat over it. That is...it'd need to be clothing, not costume.

And if you're spending the same amount of money and effort you would on a handsewn Bespoke Suit or an 18th century gown or a armor set...why not just make that instead?

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