They're Boeing to die!

(Actually probably not, Space X, Russia, or China will have to send something up to rescue them, and I don't think Musk has a capsule ready for at least another 2 months.)

Israel gets mild but unexpected attack from Hamas: Unlimited genocide is the only option.

Israel literally bombs the embassy of a nation and says they'd do it again and have done it before: What?! I cant believe you'd overreact!

Communism no food (needing to be imported)

I've actually seen a communist infiltrate HR at a large company and the sheer level of damage they can do is shocking.

Continuingly annoyed at family members saying "I want socialist things implemented in a socialist way by a socialist government, which is why I'm supporting the hard right!"

Brave Sir James ran away, bravely ran away away...

Yes! outstanding commitment to the grift. Not even mad.

If you had told me this was the DDR Minister for Agriculture in 1975 I'd immediately believe you.

Add a Ukranian nazi hit team as well

Assistant undersecretary for Drone strikes on weddings, welcome to the resistence.

Shit. I know we dunk on the pod, but Matt is truly one of the most useful left thinkers of his time. This sucks, I hope he recovers.

Fired for refusing to commit a crime against humanity. Both morally and in liberal international law. May we all have your determination when such a choice comes.