Biden (and probably 90% of US boomer politicians) have no idea that the internet is, much less Threads.

Not work

I have webbed toes. Doesn’t mean anything it’s just the way you’re built.

Modern AAA matrix game

Touch some grass

I don’t like sour candy. Therefore, NO ONE SHOULD EVER EAT IT

Inglorious bastards

I have bad luck at restaurants. Order wrong, hair in food, obnoxious guest sitting next to me, ordered and paid and totally forgotten about, waitress quit her job while I was waiting on her to bring food, ordered a cheeseburger at a drive thru and got home and there was no burger patty on it, hibachi restaurant hostess didn’t turn the grill on for the chef and had to wait 30mins for it to warm up. I’m polite. It’s not me.

Just cut a hole in the cutting board

Shadow tactics

Mark of the ninja

That’s all you need. Those games literally taught me how to play stealth.

They don’t want you to peel them off and switch them with other products when you’re in a store

I played through all of mirrors edge when it first came out (10 years ago?) without realizing you could pick up a gun.