a couple of years ago, i had a strict 'first date we eat boomers' system. it was a lot of fun.

and if we manage to keep trump out of the white house this year, they'll be back with some new demon in four. there's really only one way to deal with these heartless bastards.

it's a stupid meme. try harder next time.

the ignorant masses are the one actually responsible. they want bibles and flags. the grifters making a profit off of it would be easily legislated into oblivion if there weren't masses of cruel idiots that provide a support base.

and if calling stupid out is ableist, then i'm un-apolegetically guilty of being ableist.

"chicken deboning machine"

hm

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don't google that

it's crazy how obsessed the american founding fathers were with protecting private property, as if it was the end-all, be-all value of the time.

i'm only interested in which method is more effective. whichever one that is is the one the good guys need to use.

guns aren't the problem. conservatives are.

i don't think a sleigh and some reindeer gives off enough heat or bounces enough radar for anything to lock onto it.

remember when radiolab was THE PREMIERE PODCAST?

staying fed has always been a problem in central and south america. you can't grow big crops without wiping out large swaths of rain forest. stop cutting down rain forests. stop following catholic traditions that encourage large families. ya'll should be having way less kids. the ecosystem just can't support large populations. you'd be better off going back to living in small units dependent on hunting and fishing.

sorry bro. that's just how life works. you really don't want what america has. cherish what you have.

conservatives get strung up and gutted in my perfect world, so no, i'm not here to defend diversity.