Doggystyle by Mercury in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Would Elon be more upset about the fact that the painting implies he's gay or that the painting implies he's the bottom?

An infallible dating strategy by Mercury in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

teleports behind you Nothing personal, kid.... But would you like to be the love of my life?

"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss" by Mercury in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Relevant username

The Bigger The Theft, The Lighter The Sentence? by Mercury in c/leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Off-white collar crime.

The Bigger The Theft, The Lighter The Sentence? by Mercury in c/leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's sentence.

How the Japanese look at the US — comic in recent Tokyo newspaper. by Mercury in c/comics@lemmy.ml
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

At first, I thought the catcher was a guy crouched with a gun and was shooting the batter in the ass.

Always try sudo by Mercury in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

Pls someone make this reality by Mercury in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's because your immune system is less efficient at lower temperatures. So being cold doesn't directly make you sick, but it can indirectly contribute to getting you sick.

Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today by Mercury in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Canada also has that. Equally unfun and unchill.

Doctors Concerned About Neuralink's First Patient by Mercury in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Does this remind anyone else of Theranos?

I get what I like because I do what I want 🎶 by Mercury in c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ice in his veins.

Can you hear the drums? by Mercury in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

It's gotta be Roxanne.

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