An infallible dating strategy by Mercury in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

teleports behind you Nothing personal, kid.... But would you like to be the love of my life?

"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss" by Mercury in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Relevant username

Young voters are moving toward Harris and feeling less ‘meh’ about voting by Mercury in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Or some bosses in Dark Souls.

The Bigger The Theft, The Lighter The Sentence? by Mercury in c/leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Off-white collar crime.

The Bigger The Theft, The Lighter The Sentence? by Mercury in c/leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's sentence.

How the Japanese look at the US — comic in recent Tokyo newspaper. by Mercury in c/comics@lemmy.ml
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

At first, I thought the catcher was a guy crouched with a gun and was shooting the batter in the ass.

Always try sudo by Mercury in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

Pls someone make this reality by Mercury in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

It's because your immune system is less efficient at lower temperatures. So being cold doesn't directly make you sick, but it can indirectly contribute to getting you sick.

Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today by Mercury in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Canada also has that. Equally unfun and unchill.

Doctors Concerned About Neuralink's First Patient by Mercury in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

Does this remind anyone else of Theranos?

I get what I like because I do what I want 🎶 by Mercury in c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ice in his veins.

Can you hear the drums? by Mercury in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

It's gotta be Roxanne.

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Mercury

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