John Bolton, famous war enjoyer
That should be Bolton's epitaph. It's still wild to think he was one of the sanest voices in the Trump administration, especially when he was one of the craziest in the Bush administration.
Fire Hydrant Turns Rolling Dumpster into Dumpster Fire
"Look, if I start denouncing Nazis and Holocaust deniers, I'm going to run out of friends very quickly. At this point, they're the only people who even like me. I mean, maybe some other people like me. Have the alt-right incels gotten over the crossdressing and mascara yet?"
“When I worked for Peter Thiel in Silicon Valley, our health program included blood transfusions from teenagers to keep us young. Does your company have something similar?”
Just a not weird family drive through the country. Seriously though, I'm betting the Harris campaign is sitting on several more of these stories that will roll out over the next couple months.
I'm also wondering where his collection is right now. If he's being investigated for a federal crime, there may be a search warrant in the works.
“I noticed a really nice couch in your reception area. Is that for… everybody?”
“We’re pivoting from serving peasants to fleecing rich dumbasses that subscribe and pay monthly fees for features built into the car.”
And they’ll make money doing it. Because there will never be a shortage of people with more money than sense.
adopting a Swiss non-profit structure provides additional security, which a corporation cannot achieve. Because Proton has no venture capital investors, we can take this additional step to secure the future. Swiss foundations do not have shareholders, so Proton will no longer be dependent upon the goodwill of any particular person or group of persons. Instead, Swiss foundations and their board of trustees are legally obligated to act in accordance with the purpose for which they were established, which, in this case, is to defend Proton’s original mission.
Proton is locking itself into its original mission of privacy and a free Internet in the long-term. VCs can dump all the money they want into the project. Decisions will still be made based on core objectives, not the influence of assholes pushing more advertising.
“Mr. Trump, the buttery males are coming from INSIDE the campaign!”
We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.
LBJ: Let's spread a rumor that he's a pigfucker.
Aide: But he never fucked a pig...
LBJ: I know. I just want to hear him deny it.
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The FEMA “bankrupted itself to give ‘illegals’ money while denying citizens’ valid requests” bullshit is penetrating. It’s obviously bullshit, but it needs to be countered.