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[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 43 points 10 months ago

"Some glazed, some sprinkles, whatever makes sense."

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 months ago

How long have you worked here, employee?

How long have you worked here, other employee?

Hi, I'm JD Vance, how long have you worked here?

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 17 points 10 months ago

"Ok, good."

I'm kinda socially awkward, and this is what my dialogue skills were like five or six years ago, but someone running for vice president should maybe, idk, take a single decent public speaking class?

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

TLDR: L rizz

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Hi, I'm JD Vance. How long have I worked here?

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 10 months ago

“I noticed a really nice couch in your reception area. Is that for… everybody?”

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Does anyone have a video of this creepy interaction?

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago
[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago

Ok, that's way worse than I thought it was going to be. "I'm JD Vance and I'm running for Vice President".... Uhhh, ok.....

Who says that shit. Seriously.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

How long have you been on lemmy?

OK. Good.

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Left reddit when they took away the API.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

That part actually seemed relatively human. It was the follow up questions "how long have you worked here" that just seemed a bit uncanny

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

It didn't sound human. It came across like, " do you know who I am" vibes or just an odd unsolicited statement.

The 2nd part about how long this place has been open sounded like he was trying to buy the place.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

I would say he acted exactly like how a fish out of water would react in that initial situation, which I can forgive him for, but his recovery had him flopping towards the beach instead of the sea

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

"Oh yeah, you're that couch fucker guy!"

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago
[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

This is too flattering to Vance than is deserved

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

*Vice President

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

How long have you posted here?

this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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