I'm thinking that's a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.

Guns go from the US to Mexico, not the other way. Another blatant lie.

Vance: “Our policies aren’t our policies. We actually support your favored policies. You’re not allowed to fact check me. I’ll go back to our real policies tomorrow.”

The official numbers almost certainly lie. The problem is far greater than reported.

“They can manipulate you with flattery and favors.” That’s an intelligence assessment IIRC.

Honestly, turning timber into liquid was never a viable business model. The use cases for a liquid form of wood are almost nonexistent outside of bizarre hobbies or fetishes I'd frankly rather not know about.

I’m pretty sure an investment stake in Twitter is just considered bagholding at this point.

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

And hit 3 Gorges at the same time. Peak NCD.

Lwaxana Troi would make a great guest star for an episode of Star Trek: Jellico.

The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

“It’s just like how I thought I was an American for all those years, then I remembered my family’s roots and embraced pre-war and during the war Germany. Wrong side lost there. Sad! We will fix!”