[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 week ago

"AI," what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 1 week ago

It seems obvious, but half the country thinks Harris controls weather machines and hits Florida with hurricanes for some reason. They show up and vote, because they believe this nonsense deeply.

Please acknowledge the threat and act accordingly. If you are in a swing state, please vote for the rest of us. Your vote matters so very much.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 weeks ago

Sex goblins, for sure. Reiterate your devotion to not getting laid by getting a bookshelf and filling it with Jordan Peterson books.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"The Harris campaign released a new schedule that shows she will be appearing in the same city at the same time as every scheduled Trump rally. The campaign has employed official 'crowd counters,' who will be monitoring both the attendance and crowd retention for every rally. The Harris Campaign will then post live updates on crowd size and early exits on its new account on Truth Social."

Edit: Forgot to add /s

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 1 month ago

If Taylor Swift spearheads voter registration drives in swing states and Pennsylvania specifically, the race could be over.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 1 month ago

The important thing to understand is that groceries are a small part of a much larger system that exists to extract money from everyone and give it to a small number of people.

Those people own everything. Politicians, courts, the news, the police, etc. All the institutions you think of as part of society that exist to serve the people actually serve the interests of this small group of people, the extraction class.

They cause or at least refuse to prevent most of the suffering in the world, including yours. They’re destroying the planet itself with their unbridled, untethered greed. And they try to control opposition to them by owning the media, as well as the digital platforms we use to interact.

The only war is class war.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The term that they're looking for is "useful idiot," except that being handed bags of money and Russian talking points to read on air is way, way too obvious to qualify for that. "Traitorous sleazebag," maybe. "Willfully blind co-conspirator" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 month ago

"Meta does not use your phone's microphone for ads and we've been public about this for years," the statement read. "We are reaching out to CMG to get them to clarify that their program is not based on Meta data."

Ah, yes. The tried and true defense of "we've denied it for years and continue to deny it" must be credible coming from a source as trustworthy as Facebook. I hear they're planning on holding a press conference to pinky swear they're not listening to the microphone they demand access to in order to show you ads that make them money.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 1 month ago

If the extraction class was looking for a canary in the coal mine, this is it. You’ve officially squeezed too hard and are in danger of being eaten.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 2 months ago

“Wait… you just pass a law and women can’t talk? Call the Heritage Foundation and the Federalist Society. We have the final solution.”

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 months ago

Rollins has been a spokesman for non-toxic masculinity since before that phrase entered the lexicon.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 3 months ago

With a paid Skype subscription, it is possible to call mobiles in Gaza cheaply - and while the internet is down - so it has become a lifeline to many Palestinians.

Paid subscriptions having their accounts banned for calling their family to see if they're still alive.

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