In the decision, U.S. District Judge Anna Manasco, who was nominated by former President Donald Trump in 2020, ruled that the state violated the National Voter Registration Act’s “quiet period” provision and ordered Allen to pause the voter removal program through the election.

All this bullshit vote-rigging nonsense passed in state legislatures needs to be thrown out. At least in time for this election.

What they are doing is blatant and illegal, and there is a mechanism to stop it.

How are these shooters getting so close to a former president? Did Trump pick his Secret Service detail personally and end up with the protection detail equivalent of the Bad News Bears?

Nothing spices up a marriage like Communism.

Maybe the word "directly" didn't translate well. If Russia engages NATO directly, their forces will be wiped off the map. Ukraine is using old NATO equipment from the 90s that was pulled out of storage and kicking all kinds of Russian ass. Direct NATO involvement would mean carrier groups, F35s, stealth bombers, and a whole lot of other fun things the Russians have zero answer for.

“We’re pivoting from serving peasants to fleecing rich dumbasses that subscribe and pay monthly fees for features built into the car.”

And they’ll make money doing it. Because there will never be a shortage of people with more money than sense.

"We will now hold an important referendum in which the citizens of Sudzha will vote whether Vladimir Putin should: 1. Get fucked, or 2. Go fuck himself. Voting is mandatory."

Maybe James Vance will find the courage to debate Walz if he shows up as the always fabulous Sofa Lauren.

“We have no knowledge of the separatist forces who are conducting this operation and… just kidding. I’m not Putin. We’re in your front yard, motherfuckers. Come get some.”

If you look closely, JD Vance has no Adam's Apple.

Seriously though, I think the alt right transvestigators are already on him for the eyeliner thing. They are big mad that Vance wears eyeliner regularly.

I’m eating this onion willingly. That shit probably happened unless proven otherwise.

Like most parasites, landlords have developed a resistance to poison. Be sure to double the dose just in case.

It absolutely boggles the mind that people still have this much faith in Elon Musk. Have they never heard of Twitter?

He announces that FSD is right around the corner every three years, and they cheer and trust him and… huff paint?