[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

vampire: you'll never defeat me-

me:

[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

"billionaires need to pay WAY more in taxes, right? i mean, even if they get taxed a few extra billion they'll still have more money than god"

"sounds fair..."

"and you want strong unions, right? that's the only way to keep your bosses from replacing you all with AI"

"hell yeah!"

"and let's raise the minumum wage! damn thing hasn't gone up in forever, how bout $20 an hour? "

"sign me up!"

"always nice to talk to a fellow socialist!"

"........................."

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[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

actually "US-EUROPE WAR" is what you want, cause when you fuck with denmark, you're fucking with the EU

[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

halifax union organizer here. god i hate my job. i wish i could just work for peter thiel /s

[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

wait...you....you can do that? just act like nothing is weird after threatening to annihilate someone?

"yeah boss, sorry bout that death threat, just blowin' off steam, see you tomorrow at 9"

[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago

anyone here have "US DENMARK WAR" on their 2026 bingo card? c'mon at least one of y'all must have it

[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

it's a shell function. the code should work for bash or zsh. with those, it doesn't look like there are any parameters in function definitons, but there are.

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[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

it was a good line up until the "i'll see myself out" line. makes it sound like you're embarrassed for making an attempt at a pun. same thing with "i'll be here all week, folks, try the duck"

[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

yup! that happens when you're extra bonkers. at the time i wasn't delusional but i was amped as fuck and i was rambling about shit the cops didn't understand. but it wasn't the cops' decision to lock me up, that was the doctors' call

[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago

programming either makes you feel like a genius (when shit finally works) or a complete moron (when it doesn't). it's usually the latter :(

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[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

i hadn't felt fresh air for two weeks because i was committed to the psych ward against my will. but now i'm back! (DW i didn't escape, they let me out)

[-] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 104 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The command it created looks correct, but is subtly wrong. $3 isn’t the “length” of each segment, it’s the template for the output file. $2 is in fact the (approximate) length of each segment in seconds, not the “N” value as the function name suggests. Also, you probably want to set reset_timestamps so the timing information is correct.

this is another way to write code without having any idea what you're doing. just post it on lemmy world as a meme, copypaste a comment that makes the code better along with the original code into the AI agent

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