You could try using usb tethering to provide internet for the installation.

Is there something like obtainium with the ability to build from source?

Do you feel empathy for them?

It's great for beginners and has many guides online.

My smart tv refuses to work with .mkv so it happens regularly for me.

An assassin will be assigned to the assassins to even the chances.

I partially agree. While there are a lot of useless upsells there still are supported standards and features to considder.

Is there a difference between the apt and the install script version?

What trustworthy options do you have for acquiring hardware?

Have you tried looking for used thinkpads?