When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: "Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully."

Sometimes I'll reflect on this and think, "God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin' cunt if I ever met one!"

I'm 25.45 Big Macs tall.

Well yes of course, how else are they going to get the armor to stand up? /s

I hope every release goes full Concord until they learn their lesson.

">nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma"

Nice try, piñata person, I bet you thought nobody would notice?

Like eating all that delicious dumpster food large chains throw away daily.

Become medieval doctor, become the master of leeches.

They're just trying to get you to lower your guard so they can trick you and make fun of you; don't fall for it Anon!