Ah, so the choice was between genocide or genocide.

I guess if both sides are evil then people just rationally choose the side that's at least honest.

It's amazing to me that these ancient institutions that have been the slowest to change and most reactionary in beliefs are gifted so much credibility.

But it probably shouldn't be.

Respect for others property might follow respect for others but that's not a popular concept in America

Do you have any idea how hard it is to sit on your ass until the end of the month and then carry all those checks to the bank and sign them all? Think of the poor landlords and their signing hands! 😢

Best line I've heard yet on the issue

You just explained America

Careful! If you tell the truth too much then orange Cheeto man will come and turn the US into a militarist state!

"You did such a good job, honey"

They don't just want to, they're succeeding.

"Open Office Layout"

EDIT: Wikipedia: Open Plan

Isn't she the one who rose to stardom because her rich daddy worked in the music industry while infinitely more talented women got screwed over in the same industry?

The Onion has had the best takes on this so far