Got hit by a car. Blacked out. I have some scars on my face from being pushed into the road.

IQ is stupid. My wife and I are polar opposites. She likes to just kind of relax while I'm obsessed with learning new things. We get along fine. She's definitely not into linux.

looks into rhe distance

I guess, I will never know the truth.

A single tear slides down OP's face

Got cut with a spaghetti noodle.

Vegetarian but I may as well be vegan since my stomach can't handle eggs or much dairy.

IQ does not define your destiny.

I don't know what my IQ is. Nor do I care what it is.

You sound smart enough to ask for advice. I don't think your IQ is as low. Let's go through some steps. You can type, read, write, use the Internet, figure out how to get on the fedi, realize you have an issue, and you asked for advice. That's more than 99% of people can do. My parents couldn't do what you did.

I was once told a story about an IT worker. They got called by a doctor about their mouse not working. The IT person tries to troubleshoot the issue with no luck. They go over to the Doctor's work station. The Doctor is trash talking them. The IT guy looks at the computer and realizes the issue instantly. The mouse is upside down. (This is a true story)

We are all smart in our own ways. We all have talents and gifts. What can you do well? And if you don't know that answer; ask your friends. Take inventory of yourself.

Not sure what the boss is, but SUDO

I love my parents. We did what we could to get by. Sometimes thet means pushing the expiration dates on food. This lead me to associate meat with illness. I ended up becoming a vegetarian at a very young age; before I knew what that even was. Meat still grosses me out to this day.

I'm constantly having identity theft issues since a data breach at work. It changes you. Going to the IRS building constantly. Getting notifications from a credit monitoring sites. It's ridiculous how much time I need to prove I am myself just to pay my own taxes.

I've never had someone watch me pee at a doctor's office for a drug test. They put you in a bathroom with some special chemical dye in the water and tell you that you cannot flush or it voids the test. They also provide water. If you are concerned, I would drink 45 minutes and 30 minutes ahead about 2 cups of water each time. Then when you get there you should be fine.

Not sure why, but I find that the abandoned boxes are more disturbing than the skeleton comment.

I grow a garden. I have an emergency fund and paid off debts. I give my cat hugs. I take walks around the block.

I have really bad anxiety issues. So, it's not fun.