[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

slurring Randy, I hiccup I just need to dodge this boss you'll see

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ooo I like the first one a lot. Do you have the one that was chosen?

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

OI, IT'S TOO HIGH UP TO REACH gestures to mesa

That game is so good I'd play it more if it wasn't hampers by extremely annoying controls. Especially the last phase, so frustrating!

It's like three different games in one!

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"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 6.35 oz bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d'Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon."

From https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs

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[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This article feels like it was written by an old man yelling at clouds. "... Back in my day we smoked mid and we liked it" shakes fist and then uses it as a reason to go back to prohibition. Why can't we just make it legal and let the free market figure it out.

Turns out more THC for the buck means people can make a few months supply of edibles out of a few grams. Cost effective!

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[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know a Thomas too! He's the straight cis eye of a queer hurricane. And it wasn't always this way, he just keeps pulling folks into his massive orbit. Folks who later realize they are queer. He never brings it up or even seems to notice.

I finally realized what's going on and it's just a little weird. Like, what the hell is going on? Do my friends even have free will?! Do I?!

I conclude that Thomas has such a pure heart and loves so freely that he innervates people with restless souls. They/we are drawn to this vibe like planets in his solar orbit.

I should write him a poem about this

Thomas' pure heart

Orbit for expanding souls

A queer hurricane

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A phone wallpaper from the game Celeste where the main character has a panic attack and you have to help her use her breath to float a feather in the air.

How is this game both so good and so hard?!

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I love the way the light plays on the scene, and the workers taking a rest break under the shadow of a majestic peak. Such an epic scene!

A fun local legend of how it was built:

The people of Uri recruited the Devil for the difficult task of building the bridge. The Devil requested to receive the first thing to pass the bridge in exchange for his help. To trick the Devil, who expected to receive the soul of the first man to pass the bridge, the people of Uri sent across a dog by throwing a piece of bread, and the dog was promptly torn to pieces by the Devil. Enraged at having been tricked the Devil went to fetch a large rock to smash the bridge, but, carrying the rock back to the bridge, he came across a holy man who "scolded him" (der ihn bescholten) and forced him to drop the rock, which could still be seen on the path below Göschenen.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sch%C3%B6llenen_Gorge#

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There's no reason why not

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 109 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these

And yeah, yeah, I've heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don't care, I'll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

I really should mark this nsfw

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

A classic that kind of means the same thing is "me thinks he doth protest too much" from Shakespeare to indicate someone who brings up a topic they are guilty of.

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago

"and then we told them, everyone getting to vote isn't a fair election"

"And then we told them, we only hate trans people, not gays and blacks"

"And then we told them, deregulation frees billionaires to take care of the planet more efficiently"

"And then we told them, school shootings are caused by not enough guns in schools"

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