It's all disk? 🌎👨‍🚀
Always has been 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Fun fact, the vast majority of the mass of a plant is extracted from the CO2 in the air, not from matter in the ground.

Trees mainly appear out of thin air

But then so what? It's not like a pumpkin is invincible, she'd just be sitting there covered in pumpkin pieces, surrounded by animals, in some raggity ass dress. Not great if she is still near the castle, but not exactly the horror that the post implies.

It's wild to think that we may be what aliens call "the elder races" or "precursors" or something like that, depending on if we survive that long.

You could take 2400 showers (based on 30 second shower time)

Who takes a 6 minute shower, unless they're in a drought?

The way OP highlighted the best fork of them all is absolutely wild and I'm never going to recover

The wife of the recipient is the one holding the receipt

Banjo music starts, then stops

For context (tried to add it to the post, but it didn't seem to like both an image and a link at once)

You run it... at night??? What kind of fresh hell is this?!?

Potatoes are tubers, I don't think they fit the botanical definition of a fruit. They contain no seeds, for example.

The rest are though. Pumpkins was the one that always blew my mind.

That phrase is used exactly to say that there is a third unseen force influencing both events. It'd be pretty strange to use that phrase to say the opposite.

Typically further discussion of the 3rd event isn't relevant, because they're not trying to find the cause, they're trying to disprove a hypothesis.