Remember when they didn't have smoking sections, you were allowed to smoke anywhere?

You're gonna end up with an empty feed real quick 😭

That and snyder.
And of course, no conflict of interest there at all

I assumed this was in the context of paying recurring bills rather than shopping. Agree with you about stuff like groceries.

I figured it was a micro transaction game. This shit should be covered under right-to-repair.

Bring back malicious advice mallard

I suspect that if they're cops, then you're witnessing a Nazi convention.

A "brake check" in the context of road rage isn't checking your own brake lights, it's checking the brakes of the person following you.

You slam on your brakes, forcing them to slam on their brakes even harder, scaring and angering the trailing car.

What in the ever loving Master Roshi is this?

Is it me? Am I Garfield?!?!

Yo momma actually a cow

The whole idea of a "job creator" is hilarious. As if they're the ones who created the demand. If a job creator really created jobs, then layoffs wouldn't ever happen. Job facilitator would be generous.