I mean.. you're not wrong... But still made me laugh out loud

Will it hurt baby top of his head?

I think the warranty stretches a little further. You also need to live long enough to ensure your offspring become moderately self sufficient, but anything above 30 is definitely buyer beware

60 bucks? What like 3 20s?

I'm also a big fan of most things being closed on Sundays. It's so much more peaceful outside. Good for the soul to not have 24/7 consumerism stuffed down your throat. I also don't like that it's always the people with the shittiest jobs/salaries who suffer because Karen needs chocolate croissants at 2 am

The sincere expression gets me 😃

The origin of whales

You go to settings -> filters & blocks

Caramelldansen was made for this

My back hurts

I think the OP was being facetious