Because they're black, so obviously, they make/have illegal drugs in their house. It's simple police-math. And they'll shoot their dog, just for good measure.

I'm going to purchase xvideos.com right now!

It's not inflation. It's greedflation. I live in Denmark, where greedflation is increasing, but nothing like in Norway! Also, Norwegian companies were complaining about electricity prices last year and got a shit-tonne of money to not go bankrupt. Turns out, many of the companies had record profits - we're talking more than doubling their previous record (in the billions...).

Eat the rich!!

You landed in the wrong timeline.

The Norwegian union Fagforeningen has stated that if the Swedish Union did not get to av strekene before the 20th, they'll go into sympathy strike! Here we fucking go!!! Do not fuck with Scandinavians or their labour market - they'll double fuck you right back!

You wrote 2027 incorrectly.

I told my girlfriend (now wife) when we moved in together that i had over rule: you're not allowed to purchase anything HP. May the company burn in hell.

Tell me once it's on the market. Been reading about better battery technology for years, and nothing happens.

The world is fucked. Humanity will survive, but not without any hardship. We've already gone past the best age for humanity (or the western world, at least), which was the year 2000.

This is a conspiracy I can 100% get behind.

I now spend 7.5 how's in the car each week.

Looking for a new job, I found one that's 1.5 hours away I've way - however, they offer 3 days home per week, 2 mandatory in the office. That means less driving for me (if I get the job)!

Where and how do we complain? This is really bad...