Zed's Dead, baby

So true

Because it's dachshund adoption day at the pound?

Ok, besides the sewers, what have the Bulgarians ever done for us?!

It's an abridged version of the "in this essay I will..." trope

I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it's amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected

But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET

I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence

Kinda sick-nasty how the scaffolds bear a passing resemblance to square-rigged ship masts

Do they watch reels? Or shorts?

That gets you in. How do you get back out?