The correct response in this scenario is to challenge another family member (that you think you can beat) to an arm wrestle. If they lose, they are therefore also weaker than the 12 year old and can no longer talk shit.

We need legislation against the unending encroachment upon our daily lives by advertisers.

Choosing the price per-customer like that should be illegal.

For those ASCIIng themselves why this works, 0x20 is 00100000 in binary, so it only flips one bit, increasing or decreasing the character's value by 32. Capital 'A' is 65 and lowercase 'a' is 97, an offset of exactly 32! The rest of the uppercase and lowercase letters follow in order.

You know, this is a really messed up thing to post. You should be ashamed of yourself. How DARE you insinuate that humor and levity could be physical objects capable of leaving someone's body? You fool. You absolute buffoon.