[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago

R34 is also short for rule 34 - "if it exists, there's porn of it on the internet"

So if you search R34 and anything, you'll get porn.

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 months ago

Woman in front seems to be in actual distress - like that's how I imagine I'd look if a portal to hell opened up in front of me and some unspeakable horror sloughed out.

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago

I hear "KA-MA-LA" pretty clearly there, I really can't make it out as "lock him up".

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago

You have a park bench. I have a yeet seat.

We are not the same

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 months ago

I guess this is where the concept of the "nuclear family" comes from then? After the initial courtship hostilities, the escalation of the arms race is inevitable.

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 35 points 7 months ago

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago

Couldn't agree more, children's shows should absolutely be about peeling away the thin veneer of sanity that's all there is protecting us from the gargling, writhing chaos and madness that lies in the darkness beyond.

It builds character.

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago

Can you not tell the difference between memory and reality?

Don't get me wrong, it would be absolutely incredible having such perfect recall that memories are indistinguishable from the present, I just don't think that's a trait many humans naturally possess.

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"bread is the staff of life" is a real phrase though.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/staff_of_life

This has to be canon right?

It's because "catnip" is one word.

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