What if instead of sickos it was sick-OS and it was a Linux distro for hexbears
Now for some light hearted news that the news heads will appreciate
spoiler
Ig Nobel prize goes to team who found mammals can breathe through anuses
China is beating America in the nuclear-energy race
They have pioneered a new generation of reactor
China connected its first civilian reactor to the grid in 1991, some three decades after America had done the same. Now, though, China is ten to 15 years ahead of America in deploying fourth-generation nuclear technology, according to the Information Technology & Innovation Foundation, a think-tank in Washington. China is also building conventional reactors far more quickly. Of the 60 or so plants under construction globally, 45% are in China.
If 9/11 was so good, why isn't there a 9/11 2?
Hacking hexbear dot net to force your husband to touch grass
Some of you are cool. Don't go near any high rise buildings in New York City tomorrow.
Spain has applied to join the genocide case at the ICJ against Israel
LMAO
Both sides now chanting “F***” Joe Biden”
https://nitter.poast.org/MavenNavarro1/status/1785785576571994299#m
Biden said weapons would flow to Ukraine within hours and declared "it's a good day for world peace"
Literal 
People have posted it before but the transcription of the Biden rally is the most jokerfying thing I've ever read
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Genocide Joe, how many kids have you killed in Gaza?
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
AUDIENCE MEMBER: (Inaudible.)
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
...
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Israel kills two mothers every hour!
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
AUDIENCE MEMBER: (Inaudible.) Ceasefire now! Ceasefire now! (Inaudible.)
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! (Applause.)
...
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Miscarriage (inaudible) —
AUDIENCE: (Applause.) Let’s go, Joe! Let’s go, Joe! Let’s go, Joe!
...
AUDIENCE MEMBER: (Inaudible.)
AUDIENCE: Let’s go, Joe! Let’s go, Joe! Let’s go, Joe!
THE PRESIDENT: I’m sorry this is taking so long. (Applause.)
...
AUDIENCE MEMBER: (Inaudible.) AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
The liberals have reached the starship troopers phase
Edit: forgot to add source
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QuillcrestFalconer
joined 4 years ago
2 million Israelis hid in bunkers because of a single one of these lmao May a million more rain down on Israel