You think you're old, but are you creepy-ass CGI dancing baby old?

None. It's the shoop of Theseus.

He needs to know he can move an entire house worth of belongings once a decade without having to rent a U-Haul like a pussy.

And here I thought pansexual meant you really like cookware.

Pure exhaustion from all the "hurry up and wait" of airport bullshit.

By the time I've gotten out of bed, gotten ready, travelled to the airport, dragged all my shit through the airport, unpacked and repacked half of it through security, boarded the plane ... my body just kinda gives up on being awake.

I guess you haven't see the "Android mode" option...

Does it make Windows 11 not total dogshit?

Oh wait, no, it's still Windows 11.

Well, that's easy, he can just walk into literally any room.

we won't ever ever keep your pictures and stuff for the juiciest possible marketing fodder, we super duper pinky swear

That works, too. I'm on lemmy.ca. Buying a .ca domain requires confirmation of citizenship or other qualification before you can even use it.

The difference being that Unilever won't confiscate your Q-Tips for cleaning out your earwax.

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