That's exactly what microsoft would do

Maybe hes just having a smoke break and likes his job?

Same. Im pretty sure its some kind of disorder

I masturbate because im horny and bored

Thats the only thing i dont like about lemmy

Yes youre literally the only one

At this point i think hes just mad he had to buy twitter and is just destroying it now.

I miss spleens :(

Or LibreTube

I heard somewhere that the body does this to check if youre still alive? Dont know if its true

I dont use reddit anymore but still have it installed. The amount of chat invites i get per day from bots is insane.

All we need now is a headphone jack