My friends and family know not to call me unless somebody is dead or dying. It's worked out pretty well so far

Where's ze money, Lebowski?

Found the guy who's never dealt with a goose

Ok now listen here u little shit

No matter how crazy his stories are, he always has the photos to prove it. Skweezy Jibs is the personification of Chaotic Good

I don't know if it's legally possible, but even if it was, it would never actually work. Texas is propped up with federal funding, our electric grid is slowly failing, and most people who wanted to stay a citizen of the United States would leave if they were able, which would completely fuck the job market, and leave mostly people who want to be Texans rather than Americans, and those people can't run shit (hence the economicand infrastructure problems we already have). Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass, idk. That's my opinion as somebody who lives in Texas against their will.

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

Yeah, that's about the right energy. See also: that weird dude who wears a fedora and a duster who's way too obsessed with katanas.

The Uno twitter account said that they don't but they're a bunch of damn dirty liars